(saying this; ) One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I was just sitting there with my mind a complete blanck while the monkey scribled on
little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said "Class, write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, 'Hello,
my name is bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek!' I got an F. When I told my mom she said "I told you never to trust a
monkey!" THE END